1st Day in Nawlins

So we had our virtual to do list and headed out amongst the mayhem of New Orleans around the 2pm hour. My brother was out filming whores (no joke).


Editors Note: Some of you didnt know this but I have one brother (pics coming, but I swear he got the ugly gene) and he has been working his way up the ranks for the show "The Bad Girls Club" which is a reality show about a bunch of drunk chicks living in a house doing not a damn thing except defaming the idea of women everywhere. You would think "who the hell would watch this shit?" which was my exact question when he told me about his new job, as my bro stated it is like the number one show on its network. Oh yeah before you roll your eyes it plays only on a womens network (Oxygen). Way to go ladies! Now I really feel bad when I watch and intoxicated Freeman try to hit on you by walking up behind you, slapping your ass and yelling "F**K me if Im wrong, But dont I know you?!" My brother does live in wonderful Cali with me but took an awesome opportunity to move out to N.O. to film a season. Im glad he did it and Im glad I visited and yeah, Im kinda glad H came. Also, my brother has some amazing pictures that I will try and post as well.

A walking tour through the French Quarter.

I am not sure exactly why it is called the French Quarter because it really doesnt remind me or look like France in almost anyway. I also did not hear 1 French accent or see any French writing. The French certainly dont act like the savage natives here or the deplorable visitors. In fact if you act like an 'stupid American' in France you will probably be arrested or get your ass beat. That is why it is safer to say you are Canadian when traveling to Europe. NO isnt as thrashed from the hurrican as everyone thinks it is. Yes, parts are run down, there are a many broke down buildings, poverty etc. But it is not a city in ruins. A lot doesnt have to be rebuilt as it still stands intact. Like an older women, much of the beauty still remains. And if you have any kind of romantic bones in your body you can find beauty in the destruction. This is a key thing to do while traveling through life, if you cant, you will only see decay, and the cup of life you drink from will never taste as sweet as it could.

The heat of the city seeps in past your loose clothes and sticks to your skin. Heat on the East Coast comes in wet and stays on the skin. On the west, it is dry and only touches you like a memory. The city is next to water, one of the largest rivers in America in fact but you dont feel it. Before you notice you realize that its not the heat that is making your clothes stick to you, its actually the city, its musical notes, cars and side walks. Its color and inhabitants all hold on to your skin in the form of tiny droplets and if you relax and stay untensed you can feel it absorb into your own flesh.

There are a few specific certain reasons H would finally pack her bags and move to California and they have absolutely NOTHING to do with me. One of those reasons is a little place we take for granted back home called PinkBerry. Some people dont like Pinkberry and thats ok as I have stopped talking to those people as they are now dead to me. H and Pinkberry and like those lovers that no matter how bad or long the break up, they will still hook up with even more passion than the last time they were together. 

There are a few things you need to know about me, this is one:

Momma always said I was special. She's always right too.

A little taste of Nawlins:

This is the backside of a Pirate. No shit kidding a freaking pirate. There is not a themed pirate anything in town, no costume bars, no shows or acts but this bad ass was literally dressed as a pirate. Sword, bird on shoulder, eye patch, whole 9.

Slap ya mama seasoning. Nothing taste better.

Im definitely making a shirt.

More to come soon!