What up my dirty little rascals!!
Oh how Im starting to miss all of you....some of you.......just a handful......ok mainly the peopel that just owe me money. Im kidding!! I kid. I love you all and miss you. No one is updating me. No texts, no calls, its just me and the cold and the silence of the falling snow outside. Yes!! Its snowing!
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I honestly dont think Im ever really warm. And for you all complaining about the heat and texting me with the temperature out there: Knock that shit off. Its not funny or cute.
Whats new?? Ok here we go (This is gona be a big post. Maybe read a little - go for a walk - have a cup of coffee - read a little more - smoke a cigarette - its kind of like sex, take your time with it enjoy it. For some of you it may be too much of me to handle on in one sitting is all Im saying.
Work: Its going. Everyday its beyond cold. I havent worn just a T shirt 1 freaking time. All the other kids are running around, me? I trying to turn my back against the wind and rain and go to a warm place in my head. I think I have said before NONE of my clothes are PA proof, this is bullshit. Kids are doing well though. Im starting to get down more and more what I am actually coaching. Ive never done these movements before. I was actually kind of lied to when I got out here so I am adapting. I have taught 4 girls how to pole vault (I have attempted it a handful of times, Im not bad but I aint good, I would just need to practice at it). We had our first meet recently and we won every event except 1 so not bad but some have the kids on the team have some serious skills and they stand out. I like these kids more because of their abilities and somewhat less because they rely on their abilities to get them by rather than listening to me and taking my advice and excelling further. I have caught wind that I am quite the talk in the womens locker room. I had to only listen to part of what the informant was telling me. When she said "oh yeah, that girl would totally get with you" I had to draw a line sand. Some days I just walk around yelling "No TOuching!!" and making sure my words or actions are not miscontruded and twisted. I cant be in a room alone with students, no touching, language, jokes, etc. I swear some days, depending on how hyper the kids are being, I do more PR work for myself than coaching. So of the kids get on my nerves but its highschool and I remember very much what it was like to be in almost all of their shoes. I cant get mad at them just try and steer them a better way. The town I work in is super small so therefore is the mindset and mentality of some of the town folk. I recently got myself in a lot of trouble by giving a nutrition lecture. Basically what happened was some kids misheard - didnt understand - or twisted what I said and then told other coaches and their parents. Their parents have contacted the school asking why I would recommend "no fruits, strict Atkins and no grains" to their kids. I wanted to respond "because your kid is fat" but I dont know who was the kid or parent so I had to explain in detail what is Paleo. Ive tried arguing science and even "look at me. Look at them. Who would you want to look or perform like." With little budging. The kids are ok with what Im saying, the adults are not. I feel like Kevin Bacon in Footloose. You know me I like causing a ruckus ;)
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Recently (Officially last Wed 3/23) and then this past Sunday (3/27) Heather and I celebrated our 3 year anniversary. This was a big deal for both of us so we partied it up folks. Let the reigns go, kicked our shoes off, let our guard down basically everything short of stripping down to birthday suits and running through the zoo setting the animals free. Below are some pics of that and us with some of the little kids at this place called "The Please Tough Museum." Which is a cool place until you realize that it really is: the adult world made small and fun with no real rules. If you can imagine going through the regular day but with the mentality of a child. It was fantastic people watching: watching parents with children, children with children, the occasional pedo running around. I could write a book. The best thing is something I call "mommy boobies." What are mommy boobies?! Well Im glad you asked, its basically a young mother with still inflated breasts in a very inappropriate low cut top...basically hang out. Tons of nipple slips. I was not turned on in the least, more over just shocked and I could not for the life of me stop singing "My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard and their like its better than yours!" So there is some pics of that.
Enjoy the slide show!
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| I actually dont know these kids...Kidding. I love ducks!! |
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| They were captivated by my vast knowledge of operating machines. |
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| I never did understand this book..... |
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| Fingers are food too. |
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| These are the snack choices they had for everyone. Pizza, soup, hot dogs, pasta....wow.... |
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| See mom!! He's not just in my head!! Tea time with the March Hare (In March!!) and the Mad Hatter. This was my favorite part because if you know me you know I am a Huge Alice In Wonderland fan and they had a whole section dedicated to it. |
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| They did have gluten free options. These werent half bad for you. |
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| Drink options: 1) Sugar juice 2) Soda 3) Diabetes (3 actually comes with both 1 and 2 :) |
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| Beginning of Operation Anniversary. We stopped and fueled up for game time with some Fraps from SB. |
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| Doesnt look the best but holy snaps is it tasty. It Cajun and damn good. Its called a P'oh Boy Special. |
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| Oh yes. Could you have just one? |
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| The other section. Its amazing. I love coming here. All kinds of samples and no nutritional info - none needed. |
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Dinner. We love an Absinthe bar called TIME. A-mazing bar bugers, fantastic salad, usually live music and super super chill. I wish they had one in LA. So much fun to hang out and eat there. By far one of my favorite places.
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